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UK

BNP welcomes UK weather’s anti-immigration stance

UK

Terrorists ‘sick of being treated like photographers’

Health
UK

Shoppers too stupid to buy actual food, say consumer groups

UK

Church of England to recall thousands of vicars

UK

Train man moves right the way down inside the carriage

Politics

Gordon Brown challenges mother to televised spelling bee

Education
World

Catholic church retaliates for crucifix ban by outlawing Italian paraphernalia

Business
UK

Gas and electric smart meters to include GPS functionality

Business
UK
World

Sweatshops Thrive As Economic Downturn Bites

Entertainment
UK

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