PoliticsUKTories confident of re-election after plotting to send troublesome youth vote to their deaths in Syria
EntertainmentSocietyUKBBC to follow up Rivers of Blood speech by asking Katie Hopkins to recite Mein Kampf
SocietyUKMan who demanded chocolate eggs have ‘Easter’ written on the box didn’t go to church again this year
EntertainmentSportsUKCelebrities wear ribbons to the Oscars to show their support for the #WengerOut movement
PoliticsSocietyUKBrexiters to send France a Battle of Britain tea towel in response to Bayeux Tapestry loan
EntertainmentPoliticsWorldGorilla laughs off story he’d be stupid enough to watch a ‘Donald Trump channel’
BusinessPoliticsWorld‘That book is full of lies’ blasts Donald Trump after reading The Very Hungry Caterpillar
BusinessSocietyUKPeople who are happy to spend £3.70 on a coffee losing their shit about paying 25p for cup
EducationPoliticsUKToby Young hopes ‘cracking knockers’ will be on show at freshers’ week, say friends
PoliticsScienceUKNew Year Honours list ‘an absolute joke’, claims lazy bastard who has never helped anyone else
PoliticsSocietyUKNigel Farage devastated after ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future confirm he is beyond redemption
EntertainmentPoliticsUKRoyston Vasey documentary a reminder of when Britain was great, insist Brexiters
