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Theresa May and Jeremy Corbyn decide on Ninja Warrior format instead of debate

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The Prime Minister and the Leader of the Opposition are to compete in a special edition of Ninja Warrior UK after being unable to agree to a format for an intelligent debate on the Brexit deal.

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Jeremy Corbyn calls for ‘meaningful public vote’ on the final outcome of Strictly

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Jeremy Corbyn has astonished Westminster by unequivocally backing a clear and meaningful public vote on the outcome of Strictly Come Dancing.

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Theresa May insists Brexit debate with Jeremy Corbyn should include dance-off

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Number Ten spectre, Theresa May, has vowed to win over viewers of a televised debate on Brexit with her kick-ass dance moves.

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May and Corbyn clash over what kind of economic collapse they would inflict on the country

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Labour and the Conservatives have presented starkly contrasting vision of what kind of Brexit recession they would choose for the nation during a tumultuous session of parliament yesterday.

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Theresa May and Jeremy Corbyn set for TV debate on best way to polish a turd

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Theresa May and Jeremy Corbyn will go head-to-head in a live televised debate to decide which of them has the best approach to turd polishing.

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Jeremy Corbyn finally reveals his own laughably unrealistic Brexit plan

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Jeremy Corbyn has silenced accusations that he was avoiding taking a clear stand on Brexit, by finally telling the country about his own utterly delusional strategy to leave the EU.

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Jeremy Corbyn criticised for attending Remembrance Day service in his pyjamas

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The disrespectful leader of the opposition Jeremy Corbyn has shown his disdain for the nation’s brave heroes by attending Sunday’s Remembrance Day service at the Cenotaph in his pyjamas.

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Jeremy Corbyn beats level 653 on Candy Crush during Brexit briefing

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Labour ‘leader’ Jeremy Corbyn announced a major triumph yesterday as he was finally able to beat level 653 on Candy Crush.

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Jeremy Corbyn was going to talk about the huge People’s Vote march in London but his battery died

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The Labour Party has responded to recent accusations that Jeremy Corbyn was hiding from taking a stand over Brexit, by saying he was going to comment on the biggest public march in a decade, but unfortunately took his wife’s charger by mistake.

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First person to stop clapping Jeremy Corbyn sent to salt mines

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The first person to stop clapping Jeremy Corbyn’s speech to the Labour Party Conference has been sent to the salt mines, we can confirm.

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