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Keir Starmer denies links to Jeremy Corbyn

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Newly-elected Labour leader Kier Starmer has been forced to downplay links to noted revolutionary firebrand Jeremy Corbyn, despite the two having shared a platform on several occasions.

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Jeremy Corbyn to be knighted for services to the Conservative Party

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The massive contribution made by Jeremy Corbyn to last year’s Conservative victory is to be recognised in the Queen’s birthday honours, we can reveal.

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Bernie Sanders and Jeremy Corbyn renew calls for de-escalation after defeat of General M. Bison by Guile

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Moderate political voices have warned of retaliation by the Shadaloo Tong after it was reported leader General M Bison was defeated by US Colonel William Guile overnight.

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Rail fares rise by another 3% because public believed Jeremy Corbyn was in Hezbollah

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The British public has greeted the annual rail fare hike with jubilation, as it confirms the network is definitely not being run by a former member of Hezbollah’s political wing.

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Jeremy Corbyn to be knighted for services to the Conservative Party

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The massive contribution made by Jeremy Corbyn to last Thursday’s Conservative victory is to be recognised in the New Year honours, we can reveal.

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Labour blames election loss on media reporting things that Jeremy Corbyn did and said

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After suffering their biggest electoral loss since the eighties, the Labour party has put the blame for the resounding defeat squarely on the shoulders of the media and their insistence on reporting Jeremy Corbyn doing and saying things.

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“Get me some f*cking jam” demands Jeremy Corbyn

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Jeremy Corbyn needs some jam ASAP.

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Tories who dismissed ‘Project Fear’ now trying to terrify you about Corbyn’s dystopian nightmare

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The Tories who laughed off the concerns of ‘Project Fear’ in the 2016 EU Referendum are now happy to attempt terrifying a nation with visions of a nightmare dystopian future that Jeremy Corbyn will apparently bring.

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BBC in new bias row after changing words to ‘Oh Jeremy Corbyn’ on Strictly

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The BBC has, once again, found itself facing accusations of bias after the ‘Oh Jeremy Corbyn’ song was used on Strictly Come Dancing on Saturday evening.

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London Bridge counter-terrorism failure is all Jeremy’s Corbyn fault, insist people who’ve been in charge of everything for a decade

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The Conservatives, who have held the reins of government since 2010, are adamant than a man who has never been so much as a local councillor is to blame for the failures of the judicial and security apparatus of the UK that allowed the London Bridge murders.

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