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Theresa May gives upbeat Brexit assessment as rats stream from Number 10 behind her

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Prime Minister Theresa May has given an optimistic assessment of Brexit as hundreds of rats streamed out of Number 10 Downing Street and swarmed past her.

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Finalised Brexit deal immediately shreds itself in frame

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Politics was thrown into more confusion yesterday when Theresa May’s Brexit deal unexpectedly shredded itself, via a device hidden in its frame.

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Brexit clusterf*ck actually a ‘cunning plan’ to make Universal Credit roll out look borderline competent

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The government is making a right arse of Brexit in order to make the rollout of Universal Credit look good, according to a leaked memo this morning.

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Theresa May thanks Harry and Megan for arranging to drop a sprog right around Brexit time

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Theresa May has sent Prince Harry and his wife, Megan, a lovely fruit basket.

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Pensioners rummaging through scrapheaps is what Brexit is all about, says Michael Gove

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Pensioners rummaging through scrapheaps is a key policy for Brexit Britain, says Michael Gove.

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Study finds hoax Facebook cloning message shared exclusively by Brexiters

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The sort of people who fell for a hoax to share a warning about their Facebook account being cloned are precisely the sort of people who believe what is written on the side of a bus, according to research published today.

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Brexiters furious at EU for sticking to position they’ve been saying was non-negotiable for 26 months

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Brexiters at the Conservative conference have today accused the EU of playing dirty tricks for maintaining a consistent negotiating position that hasn’t changed since it was announced in June 2016.

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Negotiating Brexit to be the final task on this year’s Apprentice

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One group of clueless idiots will replace another when the negotiation of Britain’s EU divorce settlement is handed over to the finalists of this season’s Apprentice.

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‘Will leading Brexiters be on a stage within piss-throwing distance?’ ask potential Brexit festival attendees

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Theresa May’s proposed Festival of Brexit Britain sounds like a half-decent event according to regular festival goers, as long as attendees can express disappointment with those on stage in the time-honoured fashion of dowsing them in warm piss.

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Bez sets out his six rules for a successful Brexit

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Happy Mondays freaky dancer and media personality, Bez, has set out his six rules for a successful Brexit, according to reports.

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