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Jacob Rees-Mogg stages nude Brexit protest

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In response to nude protests by anti-Brexit campaigners, Jacob Rees-Mogg has revealed all this morning to reassure voters that they have nothing to fear from going WTO – Without Trousers On.

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Satirical article on Brexit accidentally becomes government policy

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Editorial staff at FactPunch, a popular spoof news website, became part of the very events they mock as a piece satirising the UK’s Brexit travails has been revealed to be the cornerstone of the government’s negotiation strategy.

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Britain warned of Um Bongo shortages in event of hard Brexit

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Essential supplies of Apricot, Guava and Mango are likely to be disrupted in the event of border controls leading to ‘drastic and immediate shortages’ of Um Bongo, Britain has been warned.

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Theresa May to push for ‘Narnia plus’ Brexit deal

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Pound shop Prime Minister Theresa May has rejected calls to pursue a ‘Norway plus’ style Brexit agreement in favour of a ‘Narnia plus’ arrangement.

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Brexiter who knows he was conned by promise of ‘sunlit uplands’ decides to continue defiantly insisting he wasn’t

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Brexit voter Simon Williams who spent most of 2016 and 2017 insisting that Brexit would bring an unprecedented boom to the UK, is today insisting that he knew all along that it would hurt.

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Drastic drop in living standards is a price Brexiteers are happy for you to pay

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A recent IPSOS poll on British attitudes towards Brexit reveal that most leavers are quite content to see you lose your job, your children’s opportunities for the future or even your home in order to separate themselves from the EU.

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Theresa May wins Bafta for her comedy documentary ‘Brexit Deal negotiations’

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Theresa May has secured a Bafta for her hilarious comedy documentary about her negotiations with the European Union.

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Thatcher memorial under threat as Brexit sees statue factory move overseas

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Plans to erect a statue of Margaret Thatcher could be scrapped along with hundreds of stonemason jobs because Sunderland’s world-renowned Prime Minister statue plant is relocating due to Brexit uncertainty.

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Migrating birds to be denied entry back into the UK in the spring following Brexit

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The quaint old British saying of ‘one swallow doesn’t make a summer’ might be a right load of old bollocks within a matter of months after the government announced today that new immigration laws would extend to wildlife.

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Remainer to try controversial Brexit conversion therapy

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EU sympathiser and traitor, Simon Williams, has signed up for expensive Brexit conversion therapy in a bid to blend in with the fifty-two per cent majority of the UK population.

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