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EU Election results a clear mandate for Nigel Farage going on telly and shouting ‘Brexit’ a lot, claims Nigel Farage

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The EU election results have seen huge support for the Brexit party and – according to Nigel Farage – are a clear mandate for Nigel Farage going on the telly and shouting ‘Brexit’ a lot.

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Nigel Farage left devastated as nation comprehensively rejects no-deal Brexit

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Nigel Farage is this morning licking his wounds after the electorate flatly refused to support the idea of a no-deal Brexit.

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Theresa May informs Tory Brexiters ‘Therexit means Therexit’

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Theresa May has told the executive of the 1922 Committee of Tory backbench MPs that ‘Therexit means Therexit’, adding ‘I don’t know why no-one understands what that means’.

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Massive EU election conspiracy foiled after Brexit voter uses a pen

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A huge and complex rigging of the EU election has fallen apart at the seams thanks to ‘switched on’ Brexit supporters who have discovered the wonder of pens.

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Brexit Party to highlight ‘undemocratic’ nature of EU by running in democratic EU election

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The Brexit Party is continuing its strident campaign against the ‘undemocratic’ EU on the eve of democratic EU elections which give everyone in Europe the opportunity to shape the EU Parliament through an election.

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Brexit Party to avoid further unfortunate milkshake incidents with new protective uniform

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After Nigel Farage was the unfortunate victim of yet another milkshake attack, party officials have quickly moved to introduce a new party uniform that will protect wearers from dairy-wielding attackers.

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Strangely low turnout for Brexit Party rally in town that benefited massively from EU investment

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Yesterday evening a handful of Brexit supporters huddled together in the corner of a largely empty car park in Merthyr Tydfil, a town which is no longer a desolate shithole thanks to millions of pounds of investment from the EU.

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‘We’d all be speaking German now’ definitely worst possible consequence of Nazis winning war, insist Brexiters

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The anti-European rhetoric of many Leave supporters suggests that ‘speaking German’ would be the worst possible thing to happen to a society.

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Brexit Party policy just the word ‘Brexit’ spelt incorrectly in all-caps

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The Brexit Party policy has been discovered scrawled on the back of a beer mat in a pub Nigel Farage had used for his breakfast pint of Ruddles.

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EU terribly excited to hear new Brexit suggestions from Britain

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As chief negotiator and Tory stooge Olly Robbins travels to Brussels for further Brexit discussions, the EU have revealed just how excited they are to hear the new plans from Britain to leave the EU.

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