Rap concert interrupted by impromptu NFL match
2 years ago
A rap concert in New Orleans was rudely interrupted last night after two American football teams suddenly appeared out of nowhere.
Hip-hop artist Kendrick Lamar was performing a show at Caesars Superdome in New Orleans when NFL teams the Kansas City Chiefs and the Philadelphia Eagles stormed onto the field.
“I’m sick of these concerts being interrupted by sports,” said Kendrick Lamar super-fan Simon Williams.
“There were all these huge blokes on the field hours before the concert even started. I thought we’d finally gotten rid of them, but then they all suddenly re-appeared only half an hour into Kendrick’s set.
“Music fans don’t come to concerts to see American football. We come for the songs, not to see touchdown goals or whatever they call them.
“And what was with everyone wearing red or green jerseys? It was a very strange night.”
There’s been a certain amount of anger between Taylor Swift fans and the NFL in recent years, who claim the camera operators keep showing images of American football games instead of the pop superstar.
“The cameraman kept cutting away from Taylor to show NFL players running about chasing a ball,” said a furious Swiftie.
“They only showed about three hours of her during the entire course of the night. It’s pretty embarrassing for a professional broadcaster if you ask me.”
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