Donald Trump reveals new legal team to handle his appeal

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Donald Trump has finally found a lawyer to represent him in his appeal against his New York criminal conviction, in the form of a hotshot lawyer who definitely won’t take no for an answer.

With the former US President found guilty of 34 charges surrounding the payment of hush money to a porn star, and with further court cases pending around insurrection and property fraud, Trump has looked to defend himself this morning by announcing his brand new legal team comprising of New Mexico native, Saul Goodman.

Speaking earlier, Goodman declared, “My client is the innocent victim of an egregious political witchhunt, and that will be shown in court. If it goes that far, obviously. I’m sure we can settle this amicably in chambers.

“I have been asked to defend Mr Trump this morning over his nonsense conviction related to clearly false claims of financial irregularities. This is a political stitch-up, and the authorities have clearly overstepped here.

“I would therefore like to say that all of these allegations will be defended to the fullest extent of the law, and reiterate once again that Mr Trump has done nothing wrong, or so he tells me, and I believe them. He’s a very trustworthy guy. I wouldn’t work for him if he wasn’t, would I?

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“Obviously there have been one or two small questions regarding his finances in the past, and the small matter of inciting a major riot when he lost the last election.

“But other than that, he’s a great guy, and I am delighted to represent him.”

Asked if he would consider some sort of a deal so that all the charges were dropped, we were told, “Yes. We’ll consider anything. He has money. Lots of it. Just don’t ask to actually see it.

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