Baroness Mone has been left dismayed after a week of blanket PR protected her from public accusations about as well as Medpro gowns protected medial staff during Covid.
Despite conducting a media tour and launching their own propaganda documentary to counter the claims against them, experts have said they might as well have sourced their expensive PR campaign from a company that didn’t exist two months ago and has absolutely zero previous experience of dealing with the press.
Voter Simon Williams told us, “Three weeks ago I thought Mone and her husband were charlatans that defrauded the taxpayer by trying to make a quick buck shifting sub-standard PPE into the NHS at a time of national crisis.
“Well, I’ve watched her being interviewed, I’ve read what she’s had to say, and I watched the documentary, and after all that, I still think they’re charlatans who defrauded the taxpayer by trying to make a quick buck shifting sub-standard PPE into the NHS at a time of national crisis.
“So, you know, money well spent, Michelle. Congratulations. It must have come as quite a shock to spend so much money on something that has proven to be absolutely useless.
“I bet you’re feeling a little ripped-off right now, right?