Quality Street introduce Carp Triangle and Kidney Crème for 2023

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Quality Street have announced two new flavours for Christmas 2023, the Carp Triangle and Kidney Crème.

The Kidney Triangle is a hard milk chocolate triangle with a carp flavoured praline centre featuring real pieces of carp. The Kidney Crème is a dark chocolate shell surrounding creamed pig’s kidney.

“In today’s modern world, people are looking for more bold and exciting flavours in their Christmas chocolate,” explained Jeremy Quality Street, proprietor of Quality Street Ltd.

“Caramel? Biscuit? Hazelnut? It’s all a bit 1970s, isn’t it? At Quality Street we like to be constantly innovating. The Carp Triangle and Kidney Crème feel iconic. Now. 2023. They’re the sort of Christmas chocolate that Elon Musk would be eating in his Tesla.”

Mr Quality Street is confident that the new flavours will be more successful than last year’s introduction of the Asparagus and Broccoli Swirl.

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“Well, we certainly learnt a great deal from the Asparagus and Broccoli Swirl. It was a challenging launch but I think that it was a fine product. With a little refinement in the recipe, it could have gone on to be a Christmas mainstay. Sadly, it wasn’t to be, and that’s what landfills are for.”

“However, I think that the bold flavours of offal and carp are a different matter, and that the biggest problem for families this Christmas will be trying to stop Dad hoarding all the Carp Triangles!”

Industry experts are watching the launch of the new flavours closely and, whilst no one can predict how successful they will be, one thing’s for certain; they’ll be nicer than the Coconut Éclair.