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Wagatha Christie has set her sights on yet another mystery, insisting she is determined to discover who bombed the Al-Ahli hospital in Gaza, a task that has left the world’s best investigators unable to provide a definitive answer.
Wagatha Christie – sometimes referred to as Colleen Rooney – gained fame for solving the riddle of who was leaking her personal information to the press, ultimately uncovering it was none other than Rebekah Vardy using nothing more than her knowledge of scousers and an Instagram account. With a knack for cracking seemingly impossible mysteries, Wagatha has become a household name in the world of amateur sleuths.
The Al-Ahli hospital bombing in Gaza has left many innocent victims dead, and the blame game between Israel and Hamas has only added to the confusion. Israel vehemently denies any involvement, and Hamas has followed suit. Both sides have provided evidence implicating the other side, but it currently remains a classic case of “he said, she said”, but on a global scale, with no one able to definitively prove who is responsible.
Enter Wagatha Christie, the self-proclaimed detective extraordinaire. Armed with her trusty magnifying glass and a notebook filled with gossip columnist phone numbers, she is confident that she can unravel the mystery that has so far confounded world leaders and intelligence agencies alike.
In a press conference, Wagatha declared, “I’ve cracked the toughest cases before, and I’ll do it again. It doesn’t matter if it’s a leaky gossip pipeline or a bombed hospital in Gaza. I’ll find the culprits and bring them to justice. Or at least ‘out’ them in a very passive aggressive Instagram post.”
Meanwhile everyone has already decided they know who did it, based on their own prejudices on biases, but that won’t deter Wagatha.
Only time will tell if she can indeed get to the bottom of this complex and dangerous case. But until then, the world watches – because, as we all know, where there’s smoke, there’s usually a WAG with a magnifying glass.
