Israel reinforces its reputation as “the good guys in all this” by bombing Gaza hospital full of sick and vulnerable people

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**UPDATE – it may well have been a misfiring HAMAS rocket that hit the hospital, which means this joke no longer works **

Israel is working hard to ensure the international community remembers that they are the good guys, by killing hundreds of people being treated in Gaza’s Al Ahli hospital hospital.

A missile allegedly sent by Israeli forces struck the Al Ahli hospital, with early reports indicating the the death toll could be between 500 and 800, and include dozens of children.

Israeli officials have defended the bombing, with a spokesperson explaining, “When Hamas sets out to indiscriminately kill innocent Israelis, including children, they are obviously evil – and recognised as such by the international community. But when we drop bombs that indiscriminately kill innocent Palestinians, including children, we’re the good guys – and we hope the international community continues to recognise that.

“If you can’t see the difference, then I don’t know what to tell you, except you are wrong and we are right.

“History will definitely record us as the good guys, because it’s always the victors who get to the write the history, and when we’ve levelled this entire region and killed every man woman and child who stays behind, we will simply write that we were the good guys. End of story. Well, their story.”

Meanwhile, Simon Williams has been watching the events unfold from afar, before telling us, “We already know that Hamas is full of evil terrorists, you don’t need to tell us that. Last week’s attack proved it beyond a shadow of a doubt. They’re evil. There is nothing more to prove about that.

“I guess we just kind of hoped that Israel might have a slightly less evil attitude towards the lives of innocent people than Hamas does.

“It’s such a shame that we were wrong.”