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Laurence Fox has been suspended by GB News after saying precisely the sort of things everyone knew he was itching to say, and has reacted with all the grace you would expect of a bottom-feeding grifter.
Fox has been suspended for refusing to apologise to a female reporter he said ‘no one would shag’ while on Dan Wootton’s TV show.
After being chased out of the building by several security guards, Fox screamed, “You can’t cancel me! I am uncancelable!” before finding a nice quiet corner for a little cry wank.
When he composed himself, he told us, “You can’t strike me down, if you try I will become more powerful than you can ever imagine. I will take my show to Twitter, Elon loves a good bigot’s chat show!”
Television owner Simon Williams told us, “Whenever these grifters get ‘cancelled’, it’s always the same. Always.
“They say something awful, then they find themselves facing the consequences of those words. They will never admit that freedom of speech doesn’t mean freedom from the consequences of that speech.
“Laurence will claim to be cancelled, but I prefer to think of it as Laurence putting his words out into the marketplace of ideas, and the marketplace saying ‘no thanks, you twat’.
“He will claim persecution. He will claim racism. He will claim sexism. He will claim all sorts of things to make himself look like the victim.
“What he’ll never do is take a long, hard look at the black hole in his chest where his soul should be. Because if he does, he’ll never leave his room again.”
I think, therefore I am (not a GB News viewer)
