“The dog ate my passcode”, Boris explains why he hasn’t provided his Whatsapp messages to Covid enquiry

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Boris Johnson has been unable to provide the Whatsapp messages he is legally required to provide to the Covid enquiry, because his dog ate his passcode.

Boris has missed the deadline to provide Whatsapp messages to the enquiry, and has now offered the perfect excuse.

He explained, “I would love nothing more than to comply with the request that I fought tooth and nail until the courts determined I had to comply, but unfortunately I am unable to because the dog ate it.

“The passcode I mean, for the phone. I wrote it down, but the dog ate it, and I simply can’t be expected to remember the short numbered sequence that would provide full access to all the messages that would completely exonerate me of any wrongdoing.

“I am more disappointed than anyone. If we could get into that phone, I would be cleared almost immediately and my reputation restored, but now that won’t happen.

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“I am the real victim here.”

Meanwhile, after tech experts insisted they could get into the phone if they were provided with the handset itself, Boris explained that unfortunately, the dog has now eaten it.

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