Coutts joins the Wokerati

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Coutts Bank has joined the lefty-liberal wokerati, according to reports today.

The exclusive bank that deals only with ultra-high-net-worth individuals has fallen to a leftist communist ideology, according to Nigel Farage, who is no longer a customer of the bank.

“This woke madness must end!” he told his followers on social media.

“Even Coutts has joined the Woke blob. They’re no doubt enjoying lunches of soggy tofu and reading The Guardian to each other in their leather-bound armchairs.

“To the untrained eye, it might look like I’m simply dismissing anything or anyone who won’t do as I say as ‘woke’, but that’s because you don’t know what to look for. I am an expert in spotting the wokerati.

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“Where you see a three-hundred-year-old bank that deals exclusively with private individuals worth vast sums of money, I see a communist organisation more worried about pride flags than delivering on the will of the British people.

“Unless they have me back as a customer, then they’ll be cool again. Obviously.”

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