Following his damning publication of the Commons privileges committee’s report into the conduct of Boris Johnson, support for the former prime minister has now fallen to the point that the only people publicly supporting him are the deluded sycophants and simps.
Following the publication of the report, even those who voted for Boris in 2019 are now attempting to deny that reality.
Boris fan Simon Williams told us, “I love Boris, and I will go to my grave insisting he’s the best thing that ever happened to this country – which he is if you ignore all the horrific stuff that he did and all the terrible stuff that happened while he was prime minister.
“Just because an independent committee of MPs now say he lied to parliament, and voters claim they no longer believe a word he says, doesn’t mean he’s lost the public’s trust. It’s much more likely they all decided to lie, and they secretly still support him.
“The people I speak to regularly still love Boris as much as they did in 2019. Well, I say ‘speak to’; it’s more like ‘chat with’ in our ‘We love Boris completely and unconditionally’ Facebook group.”
Meanwhile, non-morons have welcomed the entertainment factor of watching Boris simps continuing to insist their hero still has a future in frontline politics.
Derek Matthews told us, “Oh, he’s toast. Everyone knows it. But that doesn’t mean it isn’t amusing watching people trying to pretend he’s still got a shot at the top job if he decides to make a return.
“I’m sure it’s embarrassing for their loved ones watching them publicly debase themselves online like this in their unrelenting quest to promote Boris, but honestly, it takes all sorts. And it might be that being humiliated by better-informed strangers online is their kink. No judgement here.
“It’s just a shame we were deprived of the opportunity to watch him lose his seat at the next election.”