Stone Island has released a new style double-badged jacket, for customers who want to be twice as hard as anyone else.
The jacket, which will have a Stone Island badge on the left arm, and another on the right, will be available from today for anyone who wants to be proper hard as f**k and kick-off at a football match, or at Northampton services on their way back from the football.
A spokesperson for Stone Island confirmed, “We will be expanding it to jumpers too, so you can be well hard in a jumper.
“Everyone knows that people who wear Stone Island are well hard, and you better not mess with them, or they will kick your f**king head in.
“But we are now releasing a new line of Stone Island clothing, which makes you even harder than people who have normal Stone Island gear on, because it has TWO badges.
“So that means you are twice as hard as anyone, even people already wearing a Stoney.
“Obviously the cost will increase, and we will be looking at about £800 for a jacket, but when you put it on you will know where that money has gone.
“Because you will be f**king nails. Only whilst you are wearing the jacket, that is. Obviously.”