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Chelsea have revealed plans for an open-top bus parade through the city, to celebrate their success in scoring a goal.
The parade, which will take place this afternoon, and will also involve John Terry, was announced by the club earlier following their inevitable defeat last night, where they only went and scored a frigging goal!
A spokesperson for the club confirmed, “It’s going to be a real celebration.
“We can confirm that Chelsea will be having an open-top bus parade today, after what had been an incredible week for the club.
“Yes, we lost again, obviously, but we also managed to score an actual goal.
“Which is truly amazing for this side.
“Obviously Frank and the boys are extremely proud of their achievement in putting the ball in the opposition team’s net, and we want to mark the occasion properly and share this moment with the fans.
“We just hope as many fans as possible can turn out and cheer on the team to give us a big boost before our next big game against Bournemouth.
“Where we hope to score another on the way to a dismal defeat.”
