Daily Mail fury as British Summer Time reduces prisoner sentences by one full hour

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Murderers and rapists, many of them foreign, are sticking two fingers up to Britain’s soft-touch justice system after clocks went forward by one hour.

The sixty-minute sentence reduction has been handed out to all prisoners regardless of their crime, leaving many decent hardworking Britons shaking their heads in disbelief.

Radical muslimaniac hatemongers who are due for release before the autumn will see their sentences slashed by a whole hour due to liberal lefty daylight gain.

Many within the justice system believe they will use the extra hour to rape innocent Britons, while living it up on benefits in massive houses paid for by decent hardworking taxpayers.‎

Daily Mail readers are incensed by the prospect of dangerous maniacs flooding onto the streets like a tidal wave of knife-wielding faeces.

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“It’s a joke!” blasted Miriam Frampton from Cheltenham.

“No doubt it’s some barmy EU directive foisted upon us by faceless bureaucrats in Brussels.

“While their snouts are in the trough, I’ll be fending off sex-crazed Eastern Europeans who’ve been released an hour early.

“Only the Reform Party can save us!”

Reg Jenkins from Peterborough is similarly outraged.

“It comes as no surprise that the enforcement of Daylight Saving Time was first implemented in Germany,” he told us.

“I’d much rather play golf in total darkness and be a target for foreign perverts than see those same perverts granted early release by the flawed liberal extra sunshine agenda.

“I never met my grandfather, but I’m absolutely certain that he’ll be spinning in his grave!”

Former UKIP leader and Reporm party supporter Nigel Farage sympathised with voters who are concerned about foreign rapists gaining an hour.

“What kind of message will this send out to criminals from Romania and Albania,” he said.

“The sun that lights up the UK is the same sun that shines over Brussels and the rest of Europe.

“What this country needs, and what the Reform party will fight for, is its own sun.

“We need a sun that puts British people first!”

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