Prince Edward has been awarded the title of ‘Best Behaved Prince’ by King Charles.
The title, which will replace Prince Edward’s previous title of Earl of Wessex, has been given to the Prince on his 59th birthday as a treat for being really good, and not causing any bother like the rest of them.
A spokesperson for Buckingham Palace confirmed, “He’s such a good lad, bless him.
“We can confirm today that Prince Edward has been awarded the title of ‘Best Behaved Prince’ by King Charles for not doing anything naughty, like that Andrew and Harry who are always up to no good.
“Obviously this is a highly esteemed title and one that he can be very proud of for staying out of trouble for quite a few years.
“Or at least not getting caught for anything, which is the main thing, of course.
“Edward’s wife Sophie will now become ‘Goody Two Shoes wife’ and his son will be known as ‘Teachers Pet’s Pet’. If that makes any sense. “
Asked if there will any change of title for Andrew, or if he will now be given any future role as a working Royal, we were told “I think he’s done enough don’t you?”