A man who stayed up late to watch last night’s Super Bowl is enjoying a full and frantic day of telling everyone he knows that he stayed up for last night’s Super Bowl.
Simon Williams, a self-proclaimed ‘crazy sports fan’ and a die-hard Chieftaneers supporter since at least Thursday or Friday, woke up this morning after only 3 hours of sleep and promptly started telling the world he’d stayed up.
Speaking earlier, he told us, “Did you watch the game?
“No, I don’t mean the Man City match; I mean THE game; I stayed up for it. Oh yeah, always do. Had an all-nighter.
“It’s the biggest sporting event on the planet, for Americans, so you’ve just GOT to watch it, definitely.
“I got myself a load of pizzas, and bottles of Bud, like you’re supposed to, and some chips, and by that, I mean crisps, and just kicked back and watched my man Patrick Mahones bring it home.
“I’ve already put it out there on Facebook, telling people how tired I am, because I stayed up watching the game. And sent WhatsApp messages to pretty much everyone I know.
“I just wish I was actually in the office and not working from home, so I could walk around to a few desks, and slip it into conversations.
“Anyway, at least I have a Teams meeting in an hour, so I can act all tired and tell everyone there what an absolute ledge I am, for staying up watching the game.
Asked what the final score was, we were told, “Erm… like a touchdown- nil or something.”