Moron sues arsehole

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A gullible moron is suing a total arsehole for £100k, in a lawsuit where members of the public are wondering if it’s possible for both sides to lose.

Andrew Bridgen is suing Matt Hancock for £100k after the latter accused him of sharing anti-semitic conspiracy theories.

Voter Simon Williams told us, “Normally in legal cases, I tend to find myself rooting for the ‘little guy’, but the little guy here is the poisoned pigmy himself, Andrew Bridgen, who I can not bring myself to support because of his insistence on pushing low-quality conspiracy nonsense to gullible simpletons online.

“So you’d think I’d automatically support the other guy, right? But the other guy is Matt Hancock, a man so bereft of decency he thinks he can be responsible for the deaths of thousands of people and then easily rehabilitate his reputation with a few TV appearances where he eats a sweaty animal anus, when he should be quietly disappearing into a cave forever.

“Has there ever been a legal case where the judge has decided both sides decide to lose, fined them both a million quid and given all the money to charity?

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“Well, there’s always a first time, hopefully.”