Rishi Sunak to carry on as UK leader citing no burnout whatsoever after doing absolutely nothing

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Rishi Sunak has decided to carry on as the UK Prime Minister it has been revealed today, claiming to feel as fresh as a daisy after doing f**k all since he started the job. 

With news emerging that New Zealand PM Jacinda Ardern has quit due to burnout after six years of leading her country effectively through a number of crises, further news has emerged that Rishi Sunak will carry on in his role after suffering from no burnout whatsoever due to getting nothing done at all. 

Speaking earlier a fresh face Sunak confirmed, “Of course I’ll carry on – it’s a piece of piss this managing a country lark.

“I can confirm that I will be continuing as prime minister for as long as possible after suffering no tiredness or burnout whatsoever, which is unsurprising when you consider I’ve done f**k all since I came to power.

“With the country going to absolute shit and everyone on strike, I have still managed to plod along doing nothing to try to fix the mess. It’s very easy being me.

“I have absolutely loads left in the tank because I rarely get involved in anything, and I hope to fly under the radar and con a living as the big boss for as long as I can get away with it.”

Asked to comment on the work Jacinda Arden has done for her country in her time as leader he told us, “She’s a mug. I bet she hasn’t got a Bentley.”