Police to investigate Sunak for not sitting in child seat

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Rishi Sunak was not sitting in his required child seat in a video posted by the Prime Minister online.

Lancashire Police confirmed that they are investigating the matter after a slew of complaints from the public.

“We can confirm that we have received a video of the Prime Minister seemingly without his child seat,” confirmed Officer Simon Williams.

“We have also been sent a video which seems to depict him queueing for Nemesis Inferno, a rollercoaster for which he is at least a foot too short.

“We will be investigating both incidents and charge the little short-arse as necessary.”

A spokesperson for Downing Street commented, “The Prime Minister suffered a rare lack of judgment and forgot to strap himself into his child seat.

“He was over-excited as he knew there was a Tesco en route, where he usually gets an ice cream and a giggle at the homeless man who sits next to the cash machines.

“I’m sure we’re all familiar with that feeling, so I’m sure the British public will be sympathetic.”

Hayley Rice commented, “No.

“Prosecute him to the fullest extent of the law, and take away his pocket money for a month.”