Mickey Mouse cup anyway

author avatar by 2 months ago

England are out of a small Mickey Mouse cup that nobody cares about. 

With England crashing out of the World Cup in Qatar at the quarter-final stage once again, fans have quickly pointed out that it’s just a shit cup anyway and they are not even bothered, so whatever.  

England fan Simon Williams confirmed, “Mickey Mouse cup mate. 

“Who gives a toss about it. I certainly don’t. I didn’t even want to win it. Nobody really cares. 

“I mean I probably wouldn’t have even watched the final anyway because it’s just a shit small cup.

“I’m genuinely not bothered we are out, because like I say, it’s a shit Mickey Mouse cup that nobody gives a f**k about. 

Asked why he is crying he told us “F**k off.”