If you put thousands of migrant boats into the sea then of course the seal levels are going to rise, according to the Daily Mail.
According to an article published in the so-called newspaper, the influx of migrant boats has caused an increase in the displacement of water, resulting in a rise in sea levels which woke lefties continue to insist is caused by climate change.
The Mail went on to suggest that the Archimedes’ principle, which states that the upward buoyant force on an object is equal to the weight of the fluid displaced by the object, is to blame for the rising sea levels.
The editorial went on, “If you put a hundred heavy toy boats in the bath with you, then you’ll notice the bath water clearly rises. The migrant crisis is having exactly the same effect. It’s basic science, and only the lefties will deny it.”
Critics have pointed out that the Daily Mail’s claims are not backed by scientific evidence and that climate change is the real cause of rising sea levels. However, the newspaper has dismissed these claims as “fake news” and “left-wing wokeist propaganda”.
Despite the backlash, the Daily Mail remains committed to its theory and has called on the government to take action to prevent the sea levels from rising any further by stopping all the boats, before the rising levels threaten the value of all those nice seafront properties owned by its readers.