Piers Morgan breaks his silence after almost 12 full hours not mentioning Meghan

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Piers Morgan has broken his silence today on Meghan Markle today, after almost a dozen full hours of not mentioning Meghan or Harry whilst he was asleep.

With absolutely no one giving tiniest of tosses what he actually thinks, former GMB presenter and current televised-moaning-moron Morgan has revealed today that he is finally breaking his twelve-hour silence on Meghan in a ‘tell all’, again, broadcast.

Speaking earlier he revealed to viewers “I’m breaking my silence and finally saying what I think, again, after a few hours of not saying it.

“Look everyone knows I’m a hypocritical jumped-up moron-herder who does exactly the same thing that I have been criticising others for.

“And I haven’t stopped going on about Meghan, and leaving GMB, and the Royals, and Sharon sodding Osborne for the last six months.

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“So today, I will finally be breaking my silence, after almost half a day, and telling everybody exactly what my stupid opinion is, yet again.”

Asked which television show it was people should tune into in order to listen to all his god-awful opinions, he told us, “Oh I’ve forgotten, like the rest of our target audience.”

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