‘Incredible’ sexual tension between Starmer and Sunak gives rise to ‘powerfully erotic’ PMQs

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The electrifying first Prime Minister’s Questions featuring Keir Starmer and Rishi Sunak has been hailed as ‘powerfully erotic’ with the sexual tension between the pair the most palpable since the heady days of Tony Blair and William Hague.

“I must confess, I went from six to midnight by the end of the first question,” said veteran political commentator Andrew Neil.

“That’s not something that often happens for a man of my age, but when faced with such a sensual and, indeed, sexual PMQs, the body reacts as the body wants.”

Outwardly, the PMQs was all about policy, economics and conflict. However, bubbling underneath was a sexual subtext that became very pronounced when a visibly tumescent Keir Starmer rose to ask his questions.

Sunak responded to Starmer’s questions with clear-eyed professionalism, but was unable to keep the coy smile from his lips as his eyes repeatedly flickered across Starmer’s manly body, his gaze often lingering on his groin.

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Several MPs were left awkwardly adjusting themselves following the exchange and Shadow Chancellor Rachel Reeves blushed a furious red as she giggled with Deputy Labour Leader Angela Rayner.

The sexual undertones are set to continue next week, as Labour plans to table a question asking if Mr Sunak would like to remove his shirt as it’s getting quite hot in here.

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