New Worst Prime Minister in History set to be in place by next week

author avatar by 2 years ago

A new Worst Prime Minister in History should be in place by the end of next week.

The new Worst Prime Minister in History will replace Liz Truss, the current Worst Prime Minister in History, who replaced the previous Worst Prime Minister in History, Boris Johnson, who replaced the previous Worst Prime Minister in History, Theresa May, who replaced the previous Worst Prime Minister in History, David Cameron.

There is now clear favourite to become the new Worst Prime Minister in History, but many are expected to put their hats in the ring.

“Oh, I would say Michael Gove, Penny Mordaunt or Jeremy Hunt all have the qualities necessary to become the absolute Worst Prime Minister in History,” said Simon Williams, Conservative party activist and leading sexual pervert.

“They are all ambitious, morally bankrupt, and all capable of making potted plant look like an intellectual colossus.

NewsThump Best sellers

“Any of those could quite easily become the Worst Prime Minister in History within a few hours of taking office.”

However, there is a crowded field of other contenders in the Tory Party who all have the makings of the Worst Prime Minister in History.

“Well, of course, there’s Dominic Raab,” continued Mr Williams.

“He was recently the worst Deputy Prime Minister in History, and that’s a field that includes Nick Clegg. If one of those three doesn’t get in, then Dominic has certainly got what it takes be the Worst Prime Minister in History.

“But then, look at the other contenders – Suella Braverman, Rishi Sunak, Ben Wallace. It’s very hard to see any of them not becoming the Worst Prime Minister in History.”

One thing seems sure, with the current crop of Tory MPs and state of British politics, it seems likely that the next Worst Prime Minister in History could be replaced by a new Worst Prime Minister in History by Christmas.

NewsThump best selling notebooks