Liz Truss arrested in US for impersonating British Prime Minister

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White House security have detained Liz Truss after they assumed she was a madwoman trying to get close to the President by claiming to be the British Prime Minister.

British Prime Minister Liz Truss has been arrested by US authorities because they didn’t believe her outlandish claim that she was the British Prime Minister. Which, you know, is fair enough if you’ve actually listened to her.

Chuck Williams is part of President Biden’s security team.

“I meet a lot of world leaders in this line of work,” he said. “Whatever I think of them as people, they all have one thing in common – gravitas. Presence. Charisma. These guys have made it to the top for a reason, you know? And when you’re with them, that reason becomes clear pretty quickly.

“So when this crazy lady said she was the British Prime Minister and had an appointment with the President, I laughed in her face.

“‘Nice try, lady!’ I said. ‘Now go back and find your tour party.’

“Then some words came out of her mouth, but she was so boring and soulless that I actually forgot what she was saying while she was talking.

“Next, she opened up her wheelie suitcase and showed me a load of fancy dress costumes, as if that would somehow convince me of her credentials. Seriously, she was one hole short of a pretzel.

“To be honest, I didn’t really see her as a threat. She seemed a bit simple – not intelligent enough to pose a serious security risk.

“However, because she then tried to push past me, I had no choice but to follow protocol and arrest her.

“If she gets a good lawyer she could be free by Christmas.”