Monday 15 August 2022 by Neil Tollfree

Boris treats himself to nice holiday after exhausting fifteen minutes of work in energy meeting


Boris Johnson on holiday

After turning up for fifteen minutes of work at a crunch meeting with energy bosses, an exhausted Boris Johnson has treated himself to a week or so in Greece.

“Forgotten how exhausting Prime Ministering is,” he laughed as he glugged retsina in a café in the Greek coastal town of Nea Makri.

“All that going to meetings with glum looking fellows and talking about the economy. Takes it out of a chap. So, yes, after doing all that work in an energy meeting, I thought it was time to recharge MY energy with a nice trip over here in Johnny Foreigner-land.”

Mr Johnson suggested that people who were getting worried about the fuel cost increases could take a leaf out of his book.

“Oh yes, a week or so on the Greek coast puts it all into perspective. You just feel your troubles just melt away. I would recommend anyone who’s worried about paying their fuel bills just gets away for a week or so. You’ll feel like a new chap.”

He went on to explain how the holiday was helping him.

“It’s just the ticket. Doing me the power of good. Another week or so of this and I would imagine I’ll be able to do maybe half an hour in a meeting. Provided I get a couple of days off afterwards, of course.

“Don’t want to get too burnt out.”

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