New Worst Prime Minister in History set to be in place by Autumn

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A new Worst Prime Minister in History should be in place by Autumn.

The new Worst Prime Minister in History will replace Boris Johnson, the current Worst Prime Minister in History, who replaced the previous Worst Prime Minister in History, Theresa May, who replaced the previous Worst Prime Minister in History, David Cameron.

Liz Truss is currently favourite to become the new Worst Prime Minister in History.

“Oh, I would say Liz has all the qualities necessary to become the absolute Worst Prime Minister in History,” said Simon Williams, Conservative party activist and leading sexual pervert.

“She’s ambitious, morally bankrupt, and is so ignorant she’d make a potted plant look like an intellectual colossus.

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“She could quite easily become the Worst Prime Minister in History within a few hours of taking office.”

However, there is a crowded field of other contenders in the Tory Party who all have the makings of the Worst Prime Minister in History.

“Well, of course, there’s Dominic Raab,” continued Mr Williams.

“He is currently the worst Deputy Prime Minister in History, and that’s a field that includes Nick Clegg. If Liz doesn’t get in, then Dominic has certainly got what it takes be the Worst Prime Minister in History.

“But then, look at the other contenders – Jeremy Hunt, Rishi Sunak, Ben Wallace. It’s very hard to see any of them not becoming the Worst Prime Minister in History.”

One thing seems sure, with the current crop of Tory MPs and state of British politics, it seems likely that the next Worst Prime Minister in History could be replaced by a new Worst Prime Minister in History by Christmas.