Friday 6 May 2022 by Mark Molloy

‘Yes we’ve won! Get in!’ insists every political party


people celebrating election results

Everyone won the local elections last night according to all of the main political parties in the UK.

With the Liberal Democrats clearly having the most success in yesterday’s elections, celebrations have also taken place amongst Conservative and Labour officials and also the Green party who also had the most success in yesterday’s elections, somehow.

Speaking earlier about the results Labour leader Sir Keir Starmer told us “This was an incredible night for us and proves that the entire nation fully supports what we stand for and is ready to take us forward to victory in the next General Election.”

Commenting on their results, prime minister Boris Johnson declared, “This was an incredible night for us and proves that the entire nation fully supports what we stand for and is ready to take us forward to victory in the next General Election.”

With a jubilant Liberal Democrat leader Sir Ed Davey announcing “This was an incredible night for us and proves that the entire nation fully supports what we stand for and is ready to take us forward to victory in the next General Election.”

Further comments from The Independent , Reform UK and the Green Party also looked to celebrate victory with each party declaring, “This was an incredible night for us and proves that the entire nation fully supports what we stand for and is ready to take us forward to victory in the next General Election.”

Asked to comment on their own results and their chances for future success UKIP confirmed, “Fuck off.”

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