Rammstein are to lead the Queen’s Platinum Jubilee celebrations with a medley of their greatest hits on an open top bus.
As preparations continue for the Jubilee Pageant in June, Buckingham Palace have announced that heavy metal rockers Rammstein will open the celebrations for the Queen with a dazzling display of heartwarming anthems for the nation.
A spokesperson for the Queen confirmed, “The Queen loves Rammstein.
“I mean she fucking loves them. Du Hast is her favourite tune. If she can walk, she’ll be in the mosh pit I’m telling you.
“We are delighted to announce that the band will lead the celebrations for her Majesty aboard an open top bus for thousands of flag waving Royalists lining the streets of our capital.
“We are looking forward to treating the Queen to a wonderful medley of her favourite hits including Zeit, Deutschland and one of her personal favourites Zick Zack.
“We are confident that the wholesome performance will be enjoyed by every Daily Express reader packed onto The Mall for the Queen.”
Asked if they feel a more traditional performer might be better leading the celebrations we were told, “What? Like Cliff fucking Richard? Don’t be so stupid.”