Wednesday 27 April 2022

Porn star widely criticised after being caught watching Tory conference speeches while at work


woman watching Tory speeches on the bed

A porn actress has today been widely criticised by her peers after she was spotted watching Conservative Conference speeches on her phone while on set.

Amber Williams – not her real name – said she was ashamed of the circumstances of the incident, but not of watching Tory videos in and of themselves.

She went on, “There is nothing wrong with watching Conservative videos, and I can’t believe there is still such a stigma associated with it – but I recognise that the workplace is not the time or place to be doing it.

“If you only knew how much money some of us make doing this, it would come as no surprise that some of us are Tories.

“Anyway, I’ve learned my lesson and it won’t happen again, not least because for the next week all I’ve got booked is shower work.”

Director Chad Matthews told us, “Yes, my parents are very proud, why do you ask? Anyway, Amber has been spoken to. A porn set is a place for screwing actresses, not watching videos of people screwing the poor.

“We’ve told her, if she gets off on watching out-of-touch rich people pretending to care for working class people, then that is entirely her choice, no judgement. But she can’t do it at work, there are people here trying to retain erections, and there she is in full view of everyone watching a video of Priti Patel.

“These guys are professionals, but there is a limit to what they can do physically when confronted with that.”

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