Boris Johnson to unveil plan for ‘living with Tories’

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The Prime Minister is set to unveil plans today of how England will ‘live with Tories’ over the next few years.

With Tories set to remain in our lives, at least for the foreseeable future, Boris Johnson is due to hold a cabinet meeting this morning, before a news conference later this evening at which he will announce how the public can live with the Tories.

Political commentator Simon Williams revealed, “We are going to have to live with them, whether we like it or not.

“The Tories are going to be around, causing pain and misery to millions of people’s lives for the foreseeable future, so we need to have a plan to somehow learn to live with them.  Locking yourself away until they are no longer a threat to you or your loved ones is no longer an option.

“That’s why the government are meeting today to discuss what can be done, to deal with this very real problem, which ruins thousands and thousands of lives, on a daily basis.

“Hopefully some measures can be put into place to try to ease the burden of having a Tory leader, with a load of Tory ministers who just couldn’t give a fuck about anyone but themselves.

“However, we do anticipate the outcome of the meeting to be reasonably bad for almost all of the population, unless you are a rich Tory of course.”

Asked if the general public could not deal with the issue themselves, by voting out the Tories at the next general election we were told, “You’d think so, wouldn’t you?”

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