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Katie Hopkins’ feet were seen protruding from underneath a Kansas farmhouse today.
The resident of the house, known only as Dorothy, was initially mortified to discover her farmhouse had killed a person.
“Oh no, Toto! What have we done?” cried Dorothy.
“We didn’t mean to, it was an accident! I’m so sorry!” declared the girl, to the gathered crowd.
“Yeah, I wouldn’t worry, love,” said local resident, Simon Williams.
“That’s Katie Hopkins under there. I can tell by the Swastikas on her shoes. You’ve done mankind a favour, if anything.
“Hey, everybody, this girl just killed Katie Hopkins!” bellowed Williams, to excited cheers from the crowd.
“DING-DONG, THE WITCH IS DEAD! THE BIGOT WITCH, THE RACIST WITCH,” sang the crowd, dancing a jig and doing a dosey-doh with each other.
“…I must say this is all in the most appalling taste,” argued a nearby Jacob Rees-Mogg, who was immediately advised to “shut the fuck up”.
