Friday 31 December 2021 by Mark Molloy

‘2022 still pretty shit’ warn Australians


Australians insist 2022 still shit

The year 2022 is still ‘pretty shit’ according to Australians who have now begun bringing in the New Year because they live in the future.

With literally billions of people around the globe desperate to see the back of the year 2021 once and for all later this evening, concerning reports have started to emerge from down under that the year 2022 is, in fact, still quite shit.

Speaking from the future via Skype earlier, local man Shane Williams from Sydney told us, “I’m sorry guys, everything is actually still really shit.

“We were all looking forward to finally saying goodbye to the second worse year on record after 2020, and really excited to see what 2022 brings, with all the hope and expectation of a year full of genuine optimism and change, but in fact, it’s just as shit as last year, to be honest.

“Really fucking shite.

“If anything, it might even be a bit worse, there are even more infections now, more new variants and everything. Just when we thought it was ending. And now there’s fucking climate change, which no one really cared about before all this started.

“Strewth, the only good thing about the whole sorry state of affairs is that I don’t live in the UK being led by your bumbling idiots, and with all your Brexit shite, and fucking rain.

“At least I get to sit in the sun drinking stubbies all day while the whole world goes to shit again.

“Anyway, Happy New Year guys. Here’s to 2022, which like I said, is still absolutely shit.”

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