Wednesday 15 December 2021 by Mark Molloy

Queue outside Pandora now visible from space


men queueing for Christmas gifts

The queue outside Pandora jewellers is now visible from space, it has been revealed today.

As husbands and boyfriends begin desperately trying to find a Christmas gift for their loved one, in the form of a bracelet charm, the number of people queuing outside Pandora jewellers is now so large it can be seen from outer space.

Describing the phenomenon, Russian cosmonaut Svimon Villiams aboard the ISS revealed, “I thought we were going over China to be honest, looking at the wall of people down there.

“But then I realised it was just a queue for the Pandora Shop, and it was also mid-December.

“I fall for it every time to be fair, every Valentine’s Day and every single Christmas, it’s just so very very long, it literally goes on for miles.

“Sometimes one Pandora queue can be so long it stretches to another Pandora in a whole other city and everyone gets confused. They can be queuing up for days before realising they are going in circles.

Speaking from the queue, shopper Anthony Burgess told us, “I’m just so tired. I don’t know if I can go on.

“I just need to get a charm for my girlfriend’s bracelet, to go with the other 45 she already has, but the queue is just so long.”

Asked when he joined the queue he told us, “Sunday”.

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