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Manchester United are set to give the job to big Sam Allardyce until the end of the season, it has been revealed today.
With yesterday’s 5-0 mauling at the hands of their bitter rivals Liverpool surely bringing an end to Ole Gunnar Solskjaer’s reign, bosses at the club will today look to appease the anger of the fans by bringing big Sam Allardyce in till the end of the season.
A spokesperson for the club confirmed, “I know what you’re all thinking. Genius.
“Look, we know what will get the fans excited, and we know who this club needs right now to get us where we need to go.
“And that’s why we are drafting in big Sam Allardyce until the end of the season, and possibly even longer, if he manages to keep us up.
“We need someone who can steady the ship and really get the best out of the players and put a stop to the rot.
“Obviously the fans are going to be going crazy when they hear this, so we just hope that we can actually pull it off and get our man.”
Asked to comment on the impending appointment Man Utd fan Lee Simmonett told us, “Fuck it, I’ll take it.”
