Monday 27 September 2021 by Mark Molloy

Electric car owner explodes with smugness


Electric car charging as owner explodes with smugness

An electric car owner has become so smug today that he has actually exploded with pent-up smugness, it has been revealed.

Simon Williams, who has told every single person he knows that he has an electric car at least four times since Friday, exploded in smugness this morning whilst driving past a petrol station again and becoming just too smug to exist.

Wife Sharon told us earlier, “Yes, it’s a tragedy, but he’s just exploded with utter smugness I’m afraid.

“It’s a shame for him and I’m quite sad and everything, because he was my husband, but fuck me he’s been just utterly unbearable this last few days with his electric pissing car.

“He was just so smug it was unreal, and it gradually got worse and worse the more he watched the news, which he had on all the time just so he could go on and on about his electric car.

“And then he went for a drive this morning to go and look at some petrol stations and watch everyone queuing from his electric car – ‘which doesn’t need petrol you know’ – and I think it all got to be a bit too much for him.

“He just completely exploded with smugness, all over his car, it was only a matter of time.

“On a plus note, at least he died happy, and I don’t have to listen to him anymore.”

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