Wednesday 15 September 2021 by Pete Redfern

Having a ‘Wet Ass Pussy’ not linked to Covid vaccine either, confirms Professor Chris Whitty


Chris Whitty WAP

WAP is not linked to receiving the vaccine for coronavirus, Britain’s Chief Medical Officer has today confirmed.

Following a press conference yesterday in which he implied that Nicki Minaj should be ashamed of herself for linking her cousin’s friend’s swollen testicles to receiving the Covid vaccination, Sir Chris Whitty has also sought to reassure rap fans that having a WAP is not related to the jab either.

“There are some known side effects to the vaccination that affect a small number of people who receive the jab,” he told press this morning.

“Aching at the injection site, headaches, maybe some flu-like symptoms, that sort of thing.

“But as I stressed yesterday, I can categorically say that swollen testicles are not a side effect of the vaccination. I am aware that as a world-famous rapper, Ms Minaj has a lot of influence, as do her fellow musicians such as Cardi B, who is one of the greatest musical artists ever to have lived, and a personal favourite of mine.”

He went on, “There is a lot of misinformation flying around so I would like to reassure all the ladies hearing this that having a ‘wet ass pussy’ is a sign of sexual excitement and arousal, and not a side effect of the coronavirus; just to avoid any confusion.

In conclusion, he added, “I would urge you, however, not to follow Cardi B’s imploration to spit in each other’s mouths OR swipe someone’s nose with your vagina like a credit card, as these could lead to the spread of the virus from an asymptomatic carrier to someone else.

“And if there a large number of whores in the house, to ensure masks are worn at all times.”

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