Wednesday 8 September 2021 by Mark Molloy

Matrix 4 to include new purple pill to make you forget Matrix 2 and 3 happened


The Matrix purple pill

The much anticipated new Matrix 4 film, The Matrix Resurrections is set to give protagonists a new third choice pill, in which they can pretend Matrix 2 and 3 did not happen.

The film, due to be released in December and starring Keanu Reeves, will see a new third pill offered to Neo right at the start of the film, which if taken will suddenly make the Matrix 2 and 3 films cease to exist in his reality, because they weren’t very good.

Movie insider Simon Williams, who has seen a sneak preview told us, “It’s true, and thank fuck for that.

“They can just get rid of those two shocking sequels forever, and banish them from existence just by taking a little purple pill.

“Look, everyone knows that The Matrix 2 was terrible, and made very little sense, but then they made a third which was totally fucking awful. Like really really bad.

“I’ve watched it four times and still haven’t got a clue what’s going on. And that’s definitely a reflection of the movie narrative, rather than any comment on my personal cognitive abilities. It’s just too complicated, and stupid and essentially just shite.

“So thankfully the Wachowski’s have finally come to some sense, and created another pill that enters you into an alternate reality where Matrix 2 and 3 don’t exist and it will just be back to the first one, which was actually really very good.”

Asked if the pill will be also available to audiences in the real world, we were told, “No you idiot. It’s a film.”

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