Wednesday 1 September 2021 by Mark Molloy

Piers Morgan still a twat, confirms Ofcom


Piers Morgan a massive twat confirms Ofcom

Despite not breaking broadcasting rules, Piers Morgan is still a proper twat, according to media regulator Ofcom.

With news emerging earlier that ITV has been cleared by Ofcom for complaints about the host’s criticism of the Duchess of Sussex mental health claims, the regulator has quickly moved to clarify that despite their ruling on this particular matter, the overwhelming evidence does show that he is still a massive twat.

A Spokesperson for Ofcom revealed, “Yes, he’s still a massive twat. That’s just a clear fact.

“Obviously many people may be confused by our decision not to uphold complaints about the channel, when he has clearly behaved like a petulant twat for most of the time he was presenting their morning programme.

“But annoyingly, he is allowed to voice his attention-seeking opinions, as long as there is someone to argue against him – which there was in this case, so much so that he eventually stormed off and quit due to people arguing against him, the giant baby snowflake.

“Regardless of the somewhat bizarre number of times that he insisted on attacking Meghan Markle, and other successful women, often just to boost his Twitter numbers, or get himself back on the telly – he didn’t break any rules.  Yes, it surprised us too.

“However, despite our ruling in relation to this particular issue, further investigations and ongoing monitoring of Piers Morgan through a number of media sources have confirmed that he is by all accounts still a complete and utter twat.”

Asked if ITV are likely to re-employ him we were told, “I’d imagine so yes”

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