Johnson and Sunak begin new ‘do what the f*ck you like’ pilot after being told to isolate

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Boris Johnson and Rishi Sunsk have begun a brand new ‘do what the fuck you like’ pilot today after being told to self-isolate by NHS test and trace.

With news emerging yesterday that Health Secretary Sajid Javid has tested positive for coronavirus and has also come into close contact with the pair, Prime Minister and fucking hypocrite Boris Johnson has revealed today that he and Rishi Sunak do not need to self isolate after taking part in a new pilot allowing them to do what they fucking want, OK.

Speaking earlier he revealed “Essentially, we are better than you, so we can do what the fuck we want.

“And we will be doing that as part of a new pilot scheme meaning we don’t have to follow the rules of the rest of the country which we actually came up with ourselves.

“Everyone knows how difficult it is to have to self isolate, and the sacrifice which has to be taken by everyone missing out on important weeks of their lives, particularly school children in the last weeks of term.

“Which is why we didn’t want to do it, so we’ve made up a new rule to say ‘fuck you everybody’ we’ll do what we like.”

Asked what the general public should do if they are now told to isolate by the NHS app we were told, “They must isolate, for 10 days, and not even leave the house. People’s lives are at stake, the selfish twats.”

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