Wednesday 14 July 2021

Heroic anti-masker demonstrates formidable bravery not seen since the Blitz by refusing to wear a mask in Tesco


Brave hero in Tesco

Modern-day Churchill and brave freedom fighter Simon Williams has today channelled the Blitz spirit of his forefathers to complete his weekly supermarket shop without wearing a mask.

Williams, 35, insisted he pitied those who are so frightened they have to wear a mask when in the shops, and said that thanks to his training – which mainly involves watching a lot of SAS documentaries – he has no such fears.

He told us, “All these frightened little sheep in masks are pathetic, cowering behind a piece of fabric to hide from a virus that isn’t going to do you any harm anyway. They are weak.

“I mean, yes, rather than ‘frightened’ everyone just looked as bored as they do when they’re normally doing the weekly shop, and they all took their masks off as soon as they got outside, to go about the rest of their day, but I know that inside they were TERRIFIED!

“They should all think for themselves and agree with me completely.”

Mask-wearer Andrew Matthews told us, “As inconveniences go, having to wear a mask in the shops is right up there with needing to have the correct change for the bus, or unravelling your headphones cable after taking it out of your pocket.  It’s a very small pain, and I do it for other people because of a thing called empathy.

“I’m double-jabbed, and only 40, so the virus isn’t likely to do me too much harm, but I’d feel awful if I was carrying it and coughed near someone vulnerable.  The mask makes that occurrence much less likely.

“But I understand why the anti-maskers need to pretend we’re all ‘afraid’. Antimaskers have to pretend everyone wearing one is scared, because if we’re not, then they become a little less ‘hero’ and a little more ‘petulant child’.

“He has to pretend he’s a hero, fighting for our freedoms, otherwise he’d have to acknowledge he’s just a prick wandering round the Tesco without a mask.”

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