Sunday 20 June 2021 by Davywavy

No specific reason for banning Mancunians, we just don’t like them, confirms Sturgeon

Nicola Sturgeon, Manchester, Scotland

Nicola Sturgeon has confirmed that there’s no specific reason for banning people from Manchester from going to Scotland, she just doesn’t like them.

Describing Mancunians as being ‘like Scousers without the house training’, Sturgeon told reporters that Covid was giving her the excuse to do something she’s had on the to-do list for a while.

People from Manchester will be prohibited from travelling to Scotland for as long as Covid outbreaks last, or even longer if at all possible as a result.

”Whenever a train from Manchester Piccadilly arrives at Glasgow Central house prices in the area drop by up to fifteen per cent and I’ve got an airB&B I’m trying to offload,” Sturgeon added.

However, Manchester mayor Andy Burnham hit back at the First Minister and said it was all because she once went on a hen party in the Northern Quarter and nobody tried to chat her up.

”This was back in the 90s, and there probably weren’t enough drugs in Manchester at that point for that to happen,” he clarified.

A spokesman for Number Ten said that on the one hand such restrictions are an outrage, but on the other hand, Salford.

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