Friday 11 June 2021

Survey finds 50% of men lie about watching porn


lying about watching porn

After a new survey found 50% of men watch pornography from time to time, the nation wonders if the 50% who answered ‘no’ were in earshot of their partner at the time.

The Ofcom snapshot survey found that half of all men admitted to watching pornography, leading to the question as to why the other half lied through their teeth about it.

Survey consultant Simon Williams told us, “Clearly half of the nation’s men are still ashamed about the fact they like to watch pornography, or they are continuing to maintain an obvious charade with their partner that ‘they don’t really enjoy it’ or ‘it’s never really done anything for me’.

“That’s not healthy, and we would recommend being more honest with yourself, and with your partner.  Trust us, she doesn’t really believe her when you tell her ‘those women aren’t that attractive really’.”

Meanwhile, Simon’s wife, Sharon told us, “He said WHAT? He swore blind he didn’t watch porn, apparently for the same reason he’d rather go on holiday WITH me than watch repeats of Wish You Were Here on his own.

“This is not a good way to engage in a healthy relationship.  What’s that? No, this is very different to when he asks me about my orgasms.”

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