Monday 19 April 2021

Roy Keane and Gary Neville change into Batman and Robin outfits to fight evil European Super League

Roy Kean and Gary Neville as Batman and Robin

Roy Keane and Gary Neville are to unite against the forces of soccer evil.

The news comes following the announcement of a breakaway European Super League for the top 15 clubs across Europe and – for reasons which remain unclear – Arsenal.

In their guises of Batman and Robin, the boy wonder, the two men will take down the evil forces behind the breakaway European Super League.

“Holy disgrace to the game, Batman!” declared Neville, from under his black mask, sporting a yellow cape and suspiciously short green shorts.

“You said it, old chum, this is a fucking shambles,” agreed Keane, hands on hips in heroic pose under Batman’s signature costume from the 60s tv show.

“So let’s get out there, find those evildoers that sit in the shadows behind this so-called Super League, and shove it up their bollocks,” concluded the Irish footballing legend, his trademark, did-you-just-spill-my-pint scowl peeking out from under his cowl.

Florentino Perez, the evil chairman of the European Super League, commented “MWAHAHAHAHA!

“Batman and Robin are no match for the might of the Super League!

“…what? Batman is actually Roy Keane?

“Fire up the private jet! Time to go! Batman is one thing but I’ve no desire to dice with actual death!”

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