Monday 19 April 2021 by Mark Molloy

Man still hasn’t got a fucking clue what’s going on in Line of Duty


Man confused by Line of Duty

A man still has not got a fucking clue today what is going on in Line of Duty it is revealed.

Simon Williams, who has watched the programme intently for the previous five weeks, admitted his confusion earlier, after an embarrassing discussion with work friends about who they think is the culprit and what they think is happening.

Speaking earlier he told us “Is it just me? Am I thick as fuck?

“I still don’t get it all, what is going on?

“Listen, I’m quite an intelligent person, and I’ve got a decent job, but I’m just all over the place with this at the minute and haven’t got a clue.

“I know that her out of Trainspotting is a bad un, and so is that younger cop. But why is he even there? And what are they actually hiding, and who is on the laptop?

“Is it all just about this murder of the journalist? Or is it carrying on from the last one about this H fella? Or is it woman?

“And what has Stephen Graham’s ex-wife got to do with it all now? And James fucking Nesbit! Why is his face there now? Is he going to be in it or not?”

Asked if he watched it drunk again after drinking Sunday afternoon we were told, “Yes, I was a bit pissed to be honest. I need to just record it.”

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