Girlfriend cold, reports indicate

author avatar by 3 years ago

Your girlfriend is cold, according to extensive reports today.

Her hands, which you are going to feel whether you like it or not, are indeed chilly despite the heating being on – and she’s wearing a jumper in the house despite it clearly being t-shirt temperature.

Further reports suggest that it’s ‘freezing’, ‘bastard cold’ and ‘how can you not feel it?’.

All efforts to show her the thermostat to prove that the ambient temperature is within normal human tolerances have thus far proven fruitless and further investigation has revealed someone keeps turning the heat up despite it being plenty warm enough already.

At bedtime, your girlfriend is expected to continue to insist that it is cold but your legs are lovely and warm and will serve as the ideal place to rest her icy feet.

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