Monday 29 March 2021 by Lucas Wilde

Have you had to kiss Steven Seagal as part of a film? You could be entitled to compensation


Steven Seagal

More and more women are claiming compensation after having to lock lips with Steven Seagal while acting.

The martial artist and alleged “actor” has enjoyed a bizarrely successful Hollywood career, starring in dozens of films, only one of which can be described as good (Under Siege), and another of which is good if you’re drunk or very tired (Under Siege 2: Dark Territory).

However, the plight of the women who have had to pretend to be attracted to Seagal and even kiss the ugly bastard had gone largely ignored, until Kelly LeBrock brought her case in 1993.

“I had to pretend to be attracted to Steven Seagal in 1990’s Hard to Kill” confirmed LeBrock.

“If you haven’t seen it, I really wouldn’t rush. But there are multiple scenes in which I have to be romantic with Steven Seagal, and for that reason, I was awarded $120,000.”

“That opened the door for other women who have had to pretend to be attracted to Steven Seagal to come forward with their own claims, and I’m really proud of that.”

Jill Hennessy, who acted alongside Seagal in 2001’s Exit Wounds, said “I didn’t have to kiss or flirt with Steven, but there was a scene where I had to smile coyly at something he said, and for that I was awarded $16,000.”

Have you had to kiss, flirt with, or just show mild fondness for Steven Seagal as part of an inevitably terrible film? Don’t delay, call today in confidence and we’ll get you enough money to purchase the alcohol you’ll need to permanently delete the memory from your brain.

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